BLOGS OF NOTE: EL ROCINANTE

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www.elrocinante.com. wow. here's a sample in the continuing investigation of health care gone bad: (NOTE THE EXCERPTS ARE IN NO WAY ENDORSED OR ENCOURAGED BY REAL SOUTH TEXAS POLITICS BUT JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE, ENJOY OR DESTROY!

Wednesday, July 2
GRAY RETURNS FROM COSMETIC SURGERY
Anthony Gray, State Representative Rene Oliveira's longtime aide, has returned to Austin a new man. "I've spent the last two months in Nigeria getting a few procedures done," he began as he sat at a Sixth Street bar surrounded by gorgeous women from a variety of ethnic backgrounds. "With the tremendous revenues from the oil industry, it is African's most booming country. Cosmetic surgery is the rage among that country's rich and it is relatively inexpensive. Most the doctors are from Sweden so you're talking pros, not those Brownsville butchers who can take a beautiful woman and make her ugly." Like most Americans, Gray's decision to change his life has been inspired by Barack Obama. "He's the man," continued Gray. "Once you go Barack, you never go back. As our future president, nobody wants to be white anymore. All the chicks are going to want to fuck a black man and I want to be in a position to join the fun. I've already noticed an improvement in my sex life. My boss is pissed. He says that I'm getting more (edited) than he is and that's unconstitutional!" Gray confesses that he isn't finished going under the knife. "I still have a white man's penis," he admitted. "Unfortunately, there aren't any black (edited) available so I'm on a waiting list. I'm so desperate to be the complete sexual fantasy for the rep's female constituents that I'm thinking about buying a gorilla penis on the black market. Every female in touch with her sexuality wants to be ravished by a monster and I want to be that monster." Not everyone is pleased with the change. "I miss the old Tony," says BISD Trustee Otis Powers. "He was a good guy. I don't recognize this Tony."
Posted by EL ROCINANTE at 4:59 PM
Sunday, June 29
DOCTORS SLICE EACH OTHER'S THROATS
Dr. Pisharodi's partner Hussain is waging a war and as usual the Monterrey mafia has circled the wagons. Hilarious: They are all foreigners ripping us off and raping medicare and medicaid, but they have the whitest lawyers representing them including some Houston asshole who was down last week condescending as ever to Judge Limas. Thank you for coming down and educating us on what the law is. Can you say: THE FEDS WILL COME DOWN ON THESE PEOPLE SOON! When will Brownsville stop Adams and Graham and their Houston bagman from defending the Monterrey Mafia? Where is the U.S. Attorney? Have they even heard of the liver biopsies that were going on nonstop? Whistleblowers rise up!!! Valley Regional Medical Center is being sued again by Dr. McGlynn and Pisharodi's boy, Dr. Hussain. I hear the medical mafia has Del Castillo and Bagepalli as their bagman now to try to gut people. Their scumbag lawyers are at their best, but justice will prevail. Valley Regional Medical Center: AKA--The medical mafia. (EDITOR'S NOTE: Dr. Polyphemous Pangloss, ER's medical expert, is presently in Darfur with an international team of doctors accessing that region's dire situation. He will not return until the end of July. Without his expertise and with most the staff on vacation, we have no inside information on this present medical controversy. We are combining two submissions sent to us. We don't even know if they're true, but we do know that our physicians--just like every other rich person in Brownsville--are stealing millions. Like the Port of Brownsville that stole millions from the taxpayers and produced nothing in spite of its many promises of an international bridge, the medical community charges Brownsville patients top dollar for an inferior product. But doctors face no accountability for their corruption and incompetence. High school football coaches lose games and the public demands their termination because the mainstream press holds these mentors responsible. Physicians lose lives, but they escape punishment because The Brownsville Herald doesn't hold them to the same high standards as they do for the coaches. Several of our doctors are murderers. Many are thieves. Our hospitals hasten deaths. When covering medical news, that is ER's objective perspective. We have no sympathy for the millionaire mercenaries who descend upon Brownsville like flocks of buzzards and pick our bones.)
Posted by EL ROCINANTE at 7:55 AM 4 comments
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Anonymous said...
Like the Port of Brownsville that stole millions from the taxpayers and produced nothing in spite of its many promises of an international bridge.

you add salt to my wound..............
any news on the turd and sucio?

Sunday, 29 June, 2008


Anonymous said...
Most of the doctors in Brownsville are here for the free money....medicaid and medicare. Many local doctors won't see patients who have other insurance. The medical fraud that takes place here is amazing and the local doctors....are guilty of thievery, fraud and corruption. Crooks all.

Monday, 30 June, 2008


Anonymous said...
Can you believe the Monterrey Mafia, Handley and the hospital have the same attorney from Houston who looks like he can't try his way out of a paperbag and we have the pompous windbag from Adams and Graham coupled with a judge who doesn't put up with rednecks from Houston. The ice is breaking. NOw McGlynn is a raging tiger and has the Monterrey Mafia for fake liver biopsies. Man, the feds are coming. You watch. Hopefully, their crooked lawyers will rat them out.

Monday, 30 June, 2008


Anonymous said...
Word on the street from the nurses here in Brownsville: The Monterrey Mafia is worried about the Pisharodi partner lawsuit and don't want their sworn statements taken because of the years of shit they've been pulling on us and the people they have put in graves and the money they have raped the government over, plus their peckerwood lawyers aren't helping in a BROWNsville town trying to make these guys look like healing angels. Dr. Pangloss knows better and so do we. Not only that but another doc is suing and another planning to sue. Los va llevar a la chingada mi gente! This is better than the novelas. General Corrupt Hospital!